Thanks for the compliments! As for the tank being centered, it just didn't work out that way due to the way my husband made the overflow box. If I had left it centered the return would have been kinked.
There's a pump in the back left corner of the main tank pumping water up to the left side of the fuge, with the return being on the right. Due to the 'bubbles' I placed the return line in the back of the HOB filter. This seemed to give a nice undisturbed flow through the tank. Will have to shorten the hoses I know, but until I figure out the best way (without drilling the cabinet) I wanted to leave plenty of length.
As for quieting the 'flushing toilet', we placed a length of airline tubing down the return line and it restricted the flow just enough to have the water level in the outer box of overflow raise enough to prevent it from catching air! Ghetto I know, but we slept last night!