Assicons

[djconn]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by



:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass



(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$_) Money coming out of his ass



(_?_) Dumb Ass

 

[Jennie]

Have a little time on your hands dear?

 

[djconn]

Haaa, I'm not nearly that creative. My fiancee's dad actually emailed that to me.